Here’s something new:

This is Dimorphos. WTF?!

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End of the Bench Sports !! @EndOfBench

Bill Belichick Post-Coital Press Conference

We couldn't do anything right.

POINTS IN CASE !! @PointsinCase

I'm the Bookcase You're About to Move Upstairs

Ok hotshot, let's see you try.

Rules for Enjoying Edith Peckhurst Memorial Park​

​Use of this park is at your own risk. Such risk will not be assessed, even though this neighborhood has the highest population of actuaries in the city.

TWO FIFTY ONE !! @251tweets

27 Reasons to Vote for Sonny Price

​He would never do that to an alpaca.

Because Rich Frost dot com was already taken.